why don't you call me some time when you have no class?

Game 5 in 3 hours... i can't make a prediction, i just can't... this team is the ultimate trick-or-treat, jekyll and hyde, never know what you're gonna get outfit i've seen in quite some time... the ass-whoopin they laid on the pacers on saturday was out of this world, but if you think that means anything come 7:30 tonight, i've got a bridge to sell ya... i'm not going to flip-flop... i picked them to lose and i'm sticking with it... but to have reached this point in a 7-game series and not have the foggiest idea what will happen next is unfamiliar territory for me... the only thing i can think of off the top of my head is that the last time they won in a blowout - Game 1 - they barely showed up 2 nights later and lost Game 2, aka the giveaway game... with that in mind, i guess they'll lose tonight... but don't quote me on it, please...

true to my word, i hit up the range a couple hours ago... man, it was great... i got nervous upon feeling a twinge in my back on my first swing in almost a year, but then everything flowed nicely, and considering i'm the biggest duffer this side of al czervik, it was a great outing... everything feels good when you're swinging, even if you suck and are lucky if 6 of your 237 balls go where they're supposed to like me... i'm serious, it's scary how bad i can be - if you don't believe me, ask dogg, the big man or tha benjah - but i don't care... i love it, and i'll be damned if i don't get out there at least a half dozen times this summer... i think i need 2 or 3 more trips to the range and then i'll be ready for at least the nine at pine meadow... anyone interested? i'll tell ya right now, it's gonna take at least 4 hours to play nine, but every minute will be worth it!

anyway, i'll leave ya with a couple head-scratching headlines - a truly weird one, at least to me, and one which observes yet another complete knucklehead, who falls into the long line of other complete knuckleheads that just don't get it...

its a beautiful day, boys and girls, just beautiful... the clubs were swingin, the celts and sox play later and all is right with the universe... enjoy it, would ya? sweet... lates.