well with your bad knee, you shouldn't throw anybody

someone asked me last night that if there's a movie called "spaceballs" and a movie called "hot shots," why isn't there a movie called "spaceshots?" i thought about it and responded by asking why there isn't a movie called "hot balls?"

but twisted timmy (totally twisted in a good way!) said there probably is. next time i'm at the amazing store, i'll check and get back to you all...

so now a-fraud says to those paragons of purity at the new york post that he wants to be a yankee for life. what he didn't mention was that a) he expressed this feeling about 3.2 seconds after the red sox signed tim wakefield to his extension - an extension that exemplifies wake as one of the ultimate team-first-me-second guys in all of sports, and b) that he's going to be a yankee for life even if he didn't want to be because he's got 6 years and $150 million left on his wow-the-rangers-owner-has-a-crack-problem contract!

is anyone else getting just a tad sick of this guy? i mean, even if he didn't expose himself as the be all end all of cowards, cheaters and phonies last year, i'd be tired of it... hey a-fraud, do us all a favor and shut your cakehole, ok?

all right i have to stop because i promised the fabulous chacha that i wouldn't make this into a yankee-hater-only site... lucky for me, the nba playoffs start in a mere two days which is great because 1) playoff nba ball is infinitely more entertaining than regular season nba ball and 2) it'll give me even more ammo to fire at my "i love them so much i hate them, or, vice versa" celtics, who, by the way, are going to lose in the first round in 6 games...

it's only a matter of a couple days before i really know how to use this thing... if i have any incriminating photos of you, watch out!